I went to support my boy FrezONE at the Boost Mobile Hot 97 Freestyle battle in Freeport, LI today.
He made it to the semi finals and was later annihilated by some Loon looking mother fucker spitting writtens.
Anyway, sometimes skill level has little to do with your success in ghetto rap battles. Here are some tips on how you too can hold your own despite your flow.
How To Win A Freestyle Battle (Despite Your Skill Level):
- Be Louder Than Your Opponent - This tricks the audience into believing you have authority and are therefore more talented.
- Look Like You're About To Cry - There's nothing sadder than a grown ass man crying in public. Now we weren't sure if his girl dumped him earlier in the day or if dude was just mad blunted, but dough boy made it through to the last round on pity cheers alone.
- Roll Through With A Crew of Drunk Mother Fuckers - Never underestimate the power of testosterone fueled limelight mongers. The more pussy starved the better.
We'll be seeing you at the Junction Blvd location on May 29; drunk and horny.
Cellular Phone Camera work by Rigo Lopez.
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